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Signature themed weekends, community blowouts, and a calendar that doesn’t quit. Pick your weekend — or don’t pick. Just show up.

Next Up — Signature Event
Aug 1–2, 2026
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Hot Boy Summer Pool Party
Peak summer. Peak heat. Peak everything.

Our annual Hot Boy Summer Pool Party is back — and you do not want to miss what goes down at this pool.

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Full 2026 Calendar
Jul 17–19Private 🔒
Closed — Private Event
Whatever’s happening in there — it’s private.
Aug 1–2★ Signature 🔥
Hot Boy Summer Pool Party
Peak summer. Peak heat. Peak everything.
Our annual Hot Boy Summer Pool Party is back — and you do not want to miss what goes down at this pool.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Aug 15–16 🎬
Wet & Wild Movie Night
Outdoor cinema meets pool party.
Outdoor cinema meets pool party. Get wet, float under the stars, and see how the night ends. Spoiler: nobody’s watching the movie.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Sep 5–7 💫
Labor Day Weekend Camp
The last gasp of summer. Make it count.
The last gasp of summer. Make it count — and make it messy.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Sep 18–20★ Signature 🐾
Fall Furries & Pups Weekend
Fursuits, gear, and an energy that has to be felt.
The furry and pup community takes over Camp Nackte for a full Signature Weekend. Fursuits, gear, and an energy that has to be felt to be understood.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Sep 26 🐻
Renegade Bears Into Hibernation
The bookend to spring — Renegade Bears close out the season in style.
The Renegade Bears of San Antonio are back for the other end of the season. Into Hibernation is the fall farewell — a one-day community gathering with the same warm, welcoming energy that made Oso Out of Hibernation such a hit. Come celebrate the season with your people before the bears go back to sleep.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Oct 2–4★ Signature 🍺
3rd Annual Oktoberfest
Lederhosen optional. Beer mandatory.
Lederhosen optional, beer mandatory, inhibitions negotiable. Our Oktoberfest gets rowdier every year — come see how far we’ve come.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Oct 30–Nov 1 🎃
Halloween Weekend
The freakiest weekend of the year — and the bar is not low.
Costumes, performances, and a crowd that knows how to get scary good. At Camp Nackte, that bar is not low.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Nov 14Private 🔒
Closed — Private Event
Whatever's happening in there — it's private.
Nov 21 🦃
Friendsgiving
Chosen family. Shared tables. All the gratitude.
Chosen family, shared tables, and all the gratitude. Come hungry — for food, for connection, for all of it.
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Day passes available on-site — no need to book ahead.

Dec 12 🎅
Sexy Santa Gift Exchange
Wrap something good. Unwrap something better.
Santa’s coming — and so is everyone else. Close out the year with our annual Sexy Santa gift exchange.
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All events are adults only — guests must be 18 or older. Valid ID required at check-in.

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Events highlighted in coral are our Signature Weekends — elevated programming, special entertainment, and a bit more of everything. Day pass pricing is higher for these weekends.

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