Tent sites, a private cabin, a bunkhouse, an outdoor theatre, a honey farm, and a pool that's seen some things. Here's what you're walking into.
Words can only do so much. Take a look at what's actually waiting for you — good people, good energy, and exactly as much clothing as you feel like wearing.
The beating heart of camp. Cool water, warm bodies, zero dress code. Afternoons here have a way of turning into evenings.
Shaded spots tucked across the property. Settle in, sleep under more stars than you're used to, and wake up next to whatever — or whoever — the night brought.
Cozy, private, and all yours. Perfect for a steamy escape or anyone who appreciates a little privacy. Books fast — for obvious reasons.
The social butterfly option. Great for solo travelers, groups, and anyone who has far better things to do at 2am than sleep.
Communal grills, picnic tables, and the universal truth that food tastes better when someone else is cooking it. Come hungry.
Our outdoor stage for drag shows, performances, movie nights, and whatever inspired chaos our events team dreams up next. It's always a lot.
Yes, we have a honey farm. Yes, it's as wholesome and a little wild as it sounds. Don't knock it 'til you've tasted it.
Beautiful Central Texas landscape — trees, open skies, and more room to roam than you'll know what to do with. Or maybe you will.
Full-size pool table, gathering space, and the perfect spot to hustle someone new or get very comfortable with your neighbors.
Hot water, clean facilities, and exactly what you need after a full day of being your best feral self.
Available if you need it — though honestly, most people forget to check their phone.
Upgraded sites with power and water hookups — because roughing it is a vibe, not a requirement.
Day passes are available on a walk-in basis during our weekend hours. No reservation needed — just show up, sign your waiver, and settle in. If you want to visit on a weekday, we just ask for a little heads up.
We're a small, owner-operated camp run with a lot of love and a close-knit crew. Here's when we're here to welcome day visitors:
Weekday day passes are available by RSVP with at least 24 hours' notice — just shoot us an email or give us a call between 11 AM and 7 PM and we'll get you sorted.
Arrivals outside posted hours aren't available without prior arrangement.
Staying overnight or longer? Arrival arrangements are made at the time of your reservation.
📍 1891 County Rd 412, Stockdale, TX 78160
📞 (234) 517-8476
We're about an hour southeast of San Antonio. Easy drive, worth every mile — and then some.
Required for all visitors. Please sign your waiver before you arrive — it only takes a minute and makes check-in much faster at the gate.
Sign the Waiver now →Smoking is permitted at fire pits only. Water-filled containers are provided for cigarette disposal. No smoking in the pool area or inside any building.
Pets must be leashed at all times. Please clean up after them — you are responsible for any damages. Pets are not allowed in the pool, on pool concrete, or in the kitchen/bar building.
Nudity is allowed in designated spaces only. Please remain clothed near camp boundaries and on the public road leading into camp.
Camp Nackte is a mix of developed and undeveloped land — expect insects and small wildlife. No glass bottles may leave main areas. All glass must be disposed of before departure.
Garbage cans are located throughout the property. Please be considerate of fellow campers — do not leave trash in common areas or abuse the containers.
Fires are permitted in fire pits and designated burn zones ONLY. No bonfires. Fires found outside of burn zones may result in loss of access to Camp Nackte.
The pool is for Camp Nackte guests only. No glass bottles near the pool. Pets are not allowed in the water.
Cameras are not permitted on the property without management permission. Recording or capturing anyone without their consent is strictly prohibited. Non-consensual footage will be handled in compliance with Texas law.
We are an active bee farm with hives throughout the property. We carry a basic first aid kit but are not equipped with epi-pens. If you have allergies to bees, ants, wasps, or other wildlife, please bring your own treatment.
All guests must sign a waiver — no exceptions. All guests must have at minimum a day pass to be on the property. Guests must be 18 years or older. No one under 18 is permitted on the property.
If you are experiencing any symptoms of illness — including COVID-19 — please stay home. We care about the health and safety of our entire community.
Camp Nackte does not provide insurance coverage for guests, their pets, or their personal property. Please plan accordingly.
Book your stay online. Day passes at the gate. Either way — we'll see you very soon.
Required for all visitors. Please sign your waiver before you arrive — it speeds up check-in and gets you to the fun faster.